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ND Stevenson when presented with an angsty gay blonde-brunette best friend duo who are both brainwashed and manipulated in a military upbringing until one of them starts to question things and realizes their life is a lie but the other believes their best friend betrayed them which results in them becoming mortal enemies who try to kill each other before finally saving the world with the power of love and getting together…
ballister boldheart most character of all time. he’s sad. he’s wet. promo material emphasized him being pathetic but he’s actually pretty competent. he’s a hero he’s a villain he’s gay and in love with the man who cuts off his arm and they can’t figure out where the forgiveness lies. he builds himself a new arm out of scraps and garbage. when he makes a plan he gets arrested within two minutes. he was literally so good at fighting the queen was like well we can’t not give this ten year old a sword. he’s funny he’s bitchy he’s grumpy hes having the worst three days of his life. he broods in quiet places and he seeks refuge in a sad little corner that soon becomes a home. his online name is balliSTAR12. he plays board games with nimona to pass the time. he cares about her, despite at first being wary of the Monster. he bandages her wound and says they can escape beyond the wall together. he loves her enough to limp after her to hold her back and save her life. he’s crushed when he thinks he lost her. he gets gay married and kisses his boyfriend with tongue.
I didnt have much ideas for the previous prompts but this one… so many headcanons…. Modern AU elsabela my beloveds…
I think about them being like.. online girlfriends or whatever you call that in english,,, also isabela is THE plant mom (all her plants have names) and elsa doenst know anything about plants and is just “:) yeah babe i’ll water manuela today”
ft. mirabel “isa stop talking with your girlfriend i want to play minecraft” madrigal.
just me or isa would be the overdressed gf and elsa the way too casual gf? PLS I LOVE THEM
absolutely HILARIOUS that ballister boldheart the guy who literally just had a limb accidentally amputated got really Squeamish about One arrow that struck nimona. god he’s such a Dad.
